I had Chipotle for lunch today at the office. The good news was that the burrito was excellent; however, I just had to fix their commie flower child quote on the bag. I may need to go get another burrito to tied me over until second lunch, so I may return their stupid bag to them.
"no one must work"
how would anything ever get done? FUcking pieces of shit commie bastards
what the serious f~ck?
God is an idea, not a fact.
—Jim Rider (via m-e-m-o-r-i-a-l)
Hey, preacher – leave those kids alone.
I bet that the bible was written by a bunch of junkies and hippies, and there’s a page missing that says “we were all high as fuck so none of this shit actually happened”
—varg-fucking-vikernes (via varg-fucking-vikernes)